I read a malay poem with english translation. And it makes me laugh like mad.

Malay version:
Mahbub ini sungguhpun damping
Manakan dapat kaudakap samping
Tiadakan kafi tegal bercamping
Lututmu lapang betapa kaubanding

English version:
Although the Beloved is close by
How can you get on a loin-cloth?
It will go only a little way, as it is in tatters
But why should you find fault with your free knees.

FREE KNEES???!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG. Bad translation…